Funny Valentine's Day Quotes

Lovers who share a sense of humor, stay together longer. Humor is the key to an evergreen relationship. If you want to win your lover's heart, use humor. With a dash of humor and love, make your day extra special with these funny Valentine's Day quotes.




Helen Rowland
A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.


Groucho Marx
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.


Mickey Rooney
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.


Rita Rudner
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Tracy Smith
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.


Francis Bacon
It is impossible to love and be wise.


Ally McBeal
It’s funny how we set qualifications to the right person to love, when we know at the back of our heads the person whom we truly love will always be an exception.


Mirabeau
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.


Plato
Love is a grave mental disease.

Hoosier Farmer
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.


Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.


Phyllis Diller
Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight.


Joyce Brothers
No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.


Oscar Wilde
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.


Margaret Atwood
The Eskimos have fifty two words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love.


Ann Landers
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.


Yiddish Proverb
Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.


H. L. Mencken
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

Jay Leno
Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day.


Erich Segal
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.


Anonymous
Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.


Rosanne Barr
Women are cursed, and men are the proof.


Mae West
Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself.

25 Ways to Say 'I Love You' to Teens

Often in the hustle and bustle of life, people go day-to-day working on tasks and forgetting to tell those around them how they feel. Parents of teens - myself included - find this problem sneaks up and surprises them. It happens because teens are independent and don't really need us to perform their daily tasks in the way they did when they were little children, so they slip under the radar.

Therefore, it is important for us to make a point of remembering to connect with our teens. Whether you have to mark your planner or just make it a good habit, the effort will be worth it. To get you started, here is a list of twenty-five ways to say 'I Love You' to teens, try one tonight.



Express your love for your teen by saying:

1. I love you.

2. You are precious to me.

3. I'm blessed to have you in my life.

4. You simply amaze me.

5. You are priceless.

6. You bring joy to my life.

7. I appreciate you.

8. You are important to me.

9. I'm thankful for you.

10. You're one in a million.




Or do something for your teen:

11. Write a poem.

12. Send an email.

13. Post one of the above expressions on Facebook or MySpace.

14. Send your teen a text message.

15. Make their favorite snack.

16. Make their favorite meal.

17. Make a Valentine’s Day recipe.

18. Spend time with your teen.

19. Clean your teen's room.

20. Do one of their chores.

21. Give your teen a hug and kiss.

22. Listen to them.

23. Hide candy hearts under their pillow.

24. Go to their sporting, club or youth group events.

25. Surprise your teen with something they've wanted.