Najaiz-Ta’aluk

Biwi: Sharm ani chahye apka Nasir ki BV se najaiz ta’aluk hay.

HUSBND: Pr tumhe kese pata chala?

BV: Kal Nasir aaya tha usne apka underwear pehna huwa tha.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aur-wo-Chapal-k-mou-wali-kehti-hai

Ab tu khajor tak se roza kholna muskil ha aj kal ke mehngAi se
Faraz
Aur wo Chapal k mou wali kehti ha,
Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupe kam karDo… ??

Wasi-Shah-farmate-hain

Wasi Shah farmate hain

“Apne ehsas se choo ker mujhe sandal kerdo…

Main jo sadyon se hon adhura mujhe mukammal kerdo

Tumhin wasta meri mohabat ka mujh per ek karam kerdo

Sirf inta batao k.. . . . . . . .

kis ne kaha tha k pepsi per 5 rupe kem kerdo???”

HA HA HA ........... hor hs..

Zong-Zong-krdi-ni-ma-apei-Zong-hoi

Zong Zong krdi ni ma apei Zong hoi

Wrong nmbr akho inno,

Zong na akho koi

Cal milan da intzar krdi

madhosh ho k soi

Khuda da wasta

KHOTA le lo Zong na lena koi.

Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath

Geo TV K Woh Konse 2 Programs Hain.

Jinka Naam Letey Huye Huay Khawatin Ghabrati Hain?

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1. Hum Sab Umeed Se Hain.

2. Aaj Raat Kamran Khan K Sath

Fundah of 3 idiots Movie

Wesy to Amir khan ki har

movie men koi lesson hota hai,

Lakin 3 idiots men us ny

dunya ko aik new bat batayi..,

“ENGINEERS B DELIVRY KAR SAKTY HAIN”

Two-Friends-Talking

Two Friends Talking:

- Meri Shadi ho gai

* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh bad soorat hai

* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bohat ameer hai

* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti

* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Usne mujhe ek ghar khareed kar diya hai

* O ye to acha hua

- Nahi, bura hua, Us ghar main aag lag gai

* O ye to bura hua

- Nahi, acha hua, Woh bhi us ghar main thi.

Aik aalo ne Bindi k number pe love u ka msg beja,

Aik aalo ne Bindi k number pe love u ka msg beja,

Bindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha aur boli,,

Shut up,,tm itny moty aur may “Slim and Smart”

Aalo ko boht dukh hoa aur us ne phr itni sabziyan phasai k Aaj ap dekh skty han

Aalo-ghobi,

Aalo- bengan,

Aalo-Shimla mirch,

Aalo-palak,

Aalo-matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tk akeli hy….!!